How to get a boob job
How I did it: I saved up a bunch of money, found myself a surgeon online and scheduled a consultation. Then I set up a date, got the time off of work and spent three weeks in hell, not being able to do anything so my boobs could heal. (Note: I had a common complication--wound breakdown--that slowed my healing process. For a regular boob job, you won't be out for three weeks.)
Lessons & tips: Obviously, do your homework. Look at the surgeon's before and after pictures and decide whether or not his/her results are right for you.
Resources: The internet.
