How to finish a game of monopoly
"Dandy..."
How I did it: Well, my friend came over and we had the grand idea. So we started this rather large feat, but couldn't finish it that day so we wrote down our scores and promised eachother we'd finish it ONE DAY.
We found time ONE DAY a couple months later. I made a pot of tea and she promptly kicked my ass.
I am still smarting from that.
Lessons & tips: Tea makes it peaceful. And don't let your opponent get a hold of Boardwalk and its accompanying lot. You will surely lose.
Resources: Tea.
Zen.
