How to survive a zombie outbreak
"Tough, but rewarding"
How I did it: Aim for the head. Never stop swinging, even when you sleep.
Zombies are mostly slow, but occasionally an undead jogger with one arm crosses your path. Be wary!
Lessons & tips: Remember, they are not people anymore. Think of them as targets in a video game and you'll do fine, especially if you yell, "Bonus Round!" after every fifth zombie-kill.
Resources: Chainsaw
Nine-ring sword
Beef jerky
Beer
9 milllie I swiped off a zombie-po-po
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