How to have my first kiss
It made me
meh 
"sloppy and drunk with n acne-ridden pothead"
How I did it: I got drunk with some friends and did a really obvious come hither look to this guy, he followed me to my room, we made out for a minute. My fried walked in, screeched and ran out, at which point i realized this guy was trying to make out with my chin.
Lessons & tips: I still really only have relations when drunk, which i don't recommend
Resources: gin. beer.
