How to celebrate Global Orgasm Day 2009 (21st December)
It made me
OOOH! AAAH! GAA! 
"Orgasmic. Duh."
How I did it: Okay, this is a little personal. However, the Robots have seen fit to demand more info from me.
Ahem.
I spanked it. Capisci?
Lessons & tips: Really, I am certain that we all already know very well how to do this.
Resources: I found that "My Girlfriend Likes She-Males 4" has a certain cheeky piquancy to it.
