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How to beat up Mike Tyson
"Mike Tyson dissed my woman and I took care a bidness."
How I did it: After a meal in a restaurant I was going to pick up the check. Mike refused. We began exchanging blows. Oh wait, that was when Peter fought the chicken on Family Guy.
Actually, I am Buster Douglas posing as GPony during undercover week here on 43things. It was an easy fight. Tyson came into the ring unprepared and smelling of cheap vodka.
Lessons & tips: Mike Tyson was once a great fighter. Now he is trapped inside a wet paper bag, unable to punch his way out of it.
Resources: Bruce Lee videos and Red Bull.
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