Werewolf language huh? It sounds like retard for: Dur, I likez 2 preetend I iz a werewolf.
How to become a werewolf
It made me
feel powerful. 
"An experience that is at first frightening, but then amazing."
How I did it: Well, there are several ways to become a werewolf:
1. being born with it (like me)
2. being bitten or scratched by a werewolf (it has to bleed)
3. sleep under a full moon outside with the moon shining on your face for a whole night.
4. eat a vampire's heart that has been coated in human blood for 5 nights.
5. Do the ritual.
6. Have sex with a human who is a wolf.
Lessons & tips: How to do the ritual:
Sit down and stare into a fire that has been burning for 11 days. Stare at it for 23 minutes exactly. Then shout out the following words as loud as possible straight up at the moon: FLAMMIFAX ORFAX THORNIFAX!!!!!!!! Then get on your knees and whisper the following: dark wolves unite against vampires in the name of warfang NECRO!!!!!!
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