2 photos

Uncle Enore

Recent Activity | Year in Review

I'm doing 1 thing

I've done 579 things

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

1. Bore everyone talking about the weather.
68 entries . 21 cheers Not worth it
2. Never mind.
1 entry . 1 cheer
3. Shoot my kid in the head.
56 entries . 35 cheers Worth it

4.

Now and then reflect on at least ONE thing that pisses me off, depresses me, or makes me want to shoot myself in the fucking head.
6 entries . 3 cheers

Not worth it

5. Try the Aussie version of Marmite, Vegemite...or...is Marmite the Brit version of Vegemite? Well, who really cares?
2 entries . 9 cheers
6. Post pictures of my poor fucked up foot so's to get people to feel sorry for me and fawn over me.
5 entries . 4 cheers Not worth it
7. Count up the new "He May Returneth" goals.
1 entry . 1 cheer Not worth it
8. Mind my shrink...get out of the house at least once a day.
11 entries . 11 cheers Worth it
9. See how far I can walk The Molly.
6 entries . 5 cheers Not worth it
10. Define what my kid means when she says, "Daddy, I am moving to Atlanta with Keshia."
6 entries . 10 cheers Worth it
11. Dream up another goal so I have an even number of them.
12. Change my shirt some time today.
3 entries Worth it
13. Become more proactive and positive during my time of crippledom, and figure out a way to keep my head out of my ass.
4 entries . 19 cheers
14. Bitch and whine about being a gimp.
61 entries . 19 cheers Not worth it

15.

Offer the graduate course: Exploring the Ten Commandments and Their Application to 21st Century Man in Both Religious and Secular Applications.
12 entries . 3 cheers

Not worth it

16. Help the world to be a less stupid place by shining a spotlight on my dumbassed mistakes.
2 entries . 8 cheers Not worth it

17.

Document this year's Thanksgiving BREAKFAST, after which I can watch football and belch while YOU people work and sweat over dinner...
9 entries . 1 cheer . Willing to help

Worth it

18. Write some stuff about some guy from India looking up my manly butt.
4 entries
19. BITCH about not getting email notifications of posts here on the site.
1 entry Not worth it
20. Figure out why my shower is dying...and fix the damned thing!
3 entries . 1 cheer Worth it
21. Try something even more boring than most of my crap...
19 entries . 3 cheers Not worth it
22. Help folks release their Inner Dumbass...and not be so damned stupid.
9 entries . 21 cheers Not worth it
23. Goggle up the world!!
142 entries . 17 cheers . Willing to help Worth it
24. List a whole bunch of reasons why being 57 is better than being 23...
18 entries . 11 cheers Not worth it
25. Talk about my silly-assed dog.
18 entries . 10 cheers Worth it
26. Post my real live email address and IM id's and shit like that there.
2 entries . 10 cheers Not worth it

27.

invite two people to join the team on this goal, and ask them to invite two people to the team, and so on and so on and see how large this team can be before 1 December 2007
16 team members . 2 entries . Willing to help

Worth it

28. Put a bag over my head and walk around 43 incognito and see if the wanted posters for me are still up.
1 entry Worth it
29. Keep a low profile...really low.
4 cheers Worth it
30. Find out what happened to my goal, "Shoot my kid in the Head."
1 entry . 9 cheers Worth it
31. Take a crap and read The Onion while I do.
2 entries . 1 cheer Not worth it
32. GET BACK ON THE BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 team members . 1 entry
33. Thank EVERYONE for my birthday wishes...even the ones I missed.
1 entry . 1 cheer Worth it
34. Open up Uncle Enore's Poetry Corner...and other effete affectations like that there...
16 entries . 10 cheers Not worth it
35. wish Pixelfun an "eye for the prize" birthday on Dec 12 2008
15 team members . 1 entry Worth it
36. Doze sitting here in front of the computer.
6 entries . 16 cheers

37.

Wish Didem a happy, stress-free birthday on May 9th, sending her off to a new, glorious decade! Fill her 20th birthday with joy, smiles, cheerbombing and overall greatness!
1 cheer

Worth it

38. Wish Hawkmeister a Disgraceful Spontaneous Birthday June 25
1 entry . Willing to help Worth it
39. Go to sleep so my brain will have a chance to re-inflate.
2 entries
40. Go to bed and see if I wake up in the morning...
1 entry . 1 cheer
41. Wish all of my amazing 43T friends a merry christmas and a great new year!
9 team members . 1 entry Worth it
42. Turn up the heat in here.
6 entries . 9 cheers Worth it
43. Commemorate TG's Birthday on February 21st by Revealing Something Scandalous About Myself
1 entry . 1 cheer Worth it
44. Declare 12/19 to 12/26 Christmas/Hanukkah Avatar Week
2 cheers
45. Wish Todd Schoonover a Rebellious Witch ManWhore Birthday on September 15th
1 entry . 1 cheer
46. Find out what the hell happened to 43 THINGS!! ACK!!
2 entries . Willing to help Worth it
47. Find out if Simon is dead or what.
1 entry . 2 cheers
48. Wish Shelly an "in-style" birthday on March 14th!
1 entry Worth it

49.

BITCH, PISS, MOAN, GRIPE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT GETTING EMAIL NOTIFICATIONS OF COMMENTS MADE TO ME HERE ON 43!!
4 entries . 1 cheer . Willing to help

Worth it

50.

Your Choice: Hike a Trail, Drink a Beer, Do Something Kinky, or Any Combination of These to Celebrate TG's Birthday on February 21st
1 entry

Worth it

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12