ashh09

Recent Activity | Year in Review

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I've done 153 things

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1. toothache
Worth it
2. Get gum all tangled up and stuck in my hair
Not worth it
3. kick myself in the crotch
Not worth it
4. date my neighbor
Worth it
5. Have a campfire spit out an ember which lands right in between two of my toes
Worth it
6. Be caught in a riot
Worth it
7. be constipated
Not worth it
8. Have a sinus infection
Not worth it
9. Try Live Octopus with Hot Sauce
Worth it
10. procrastinating
Worth it
11. Eat my foot
Not worth it
12. step in dog poop
Not worth it
13. fear of people of want to do everything "without fear"
Worth it
14. be spoiled
Worth it

15.

Come into your kitchen at night, flick on the light, and see four cockroaches sitting on your cutting board, and then they glance up and look at you and then start whispering among themselves and you know they're talking about you

Not worth it

16. ant infestation
Not worth it
17. Have your house infested with fleas
Not worth it
18. Be clausterphobic and get caught in an elevator with fifteen people for three hours
Not worth it
19. Get thrown into the trunk of a car
Worth it
20. Get a drink thrown in my face
Worth it
21. Smoke the wrong end of a lit cigarette
Worth it
22. have nightmares
Not worth it
23. Accidentally drink the beer with the cigarette butts in it
Not worth it

24.

You just need to staple ONE THING and there aren't any staples in the stapler, in the drawer, in the entire DAMNED house and you're running late and now your day is shot to hell

Not worth it

25. Look for your keys for an hour then realize they're in your hand
Not worth it
26. wet socks
Not worth it
27. have a cold shower
Worth it
28. water in the ear
Not worth it
29. get a sunburn
Worth it
30. weed paranoia
Worth it
31. bad acid
Worth it
32. Wake up looking like a character from Dark Crystal
Not worth it
33. Have your relatives in from out of town then after they leave realize that they stole stuff out of your room
Not worth it
34. Be forced to hang out with a snob just because you are related to them
Not worth it
35. Be a snob
Not worth it

36.

Pour a big bowl of cereal, get your spoon, and the paper and pour orange juice then grab the milk and realize there is no milk and you are not having cereal this morning, not at all

Not worth it

37. get into outnumbered fistfight, lose big
Not worth it
38. Lose a big wad of cash
Not worth it
39. French kiss a smoker
Worth it
40. burn water
Not worth it
41. burn breakfast
Not worth it
42. burn dinner
Not worth it
43. I have been to the parts of Detroit you don't go to and walked the streets alone at 6am.
Worth it
44. Wave at someone because you think they're waving at you, only to find out that they are waving at someone behind you
Not worth it
45. Have the evil eye cast upon you
Not worth it
46. chicken pox
Worth it
47. stomach flu
Not worth it
48. spinal cord issues
Not worth it
49. Crick in the neck
Not worth it
50. Do a shot of a crackwhore's spinal fluids.
Not worth it

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