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1. stop drinking soda
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2. Buy a House
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3. get drunk
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4. skip school
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5. get the hell out of high school
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6. get high
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7. see David Bowie in concert
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8. read every Shakespeare play, sonnet, and poem
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9. Get a scanner
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10. Smoke out of a homeade bong
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11. do something illegal besides drugs
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12. plant a garden
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13. Enroll Jodi in preschool
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14. Eat something new
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15. Save $1000
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16. get a pet
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17. graduate from college
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18. pick a name for the baby
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19. have another baby
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20. graduate from college with honors
2 cheersWorth it -
21. get a job
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22. Be forced to hang out with a snob just because you are related to them
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23. Pour a big bowl of cereal, get your spoon, and the paper and pour orange juice then grab the milk and realize there is no milk and you are not having cereal this morning, not at all
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24. French kiss a smoker
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25. burn breakfast
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26. Fart while you are walking down the street, then have someone swiftly walk past you and realize they were right behind you
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27. burn dinner
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28. Wave at someone because you think they're waving at you, only to find out that they are waving at someone behind you
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29. chicken pox
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30. stomach flu
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31. Crick in the neck
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32. Biting your tongue while you are trying to eat
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33. Accidentally erase something you REALLY shouldn't have erased
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34. Turn up the music in your headphones real loud because of a quiet song then the next song blasts into your ears at 180 decibels
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35. drop a mirror
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36. Pay my taxes
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37. lose your driver's license
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38. Go to DMV
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39. spill tea on my keyboard
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40. Have socks that continuously slip down your ankles and under your heels while you are walking
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41. do the YMCA dance at a wedding
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42. Drive on the wrong side of the road
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43. Pills stuck in your throat
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44. Get humped by a dog
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45. ingrown toenail
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46. stub your toe
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47. Toilet back splash
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48. Drop something in a public toilet and have to fish it out
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49. Drop something in the toilet and have to fish it out
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50. Be stalked
