deadliestformula

Recent Activity | Year in Review

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I've done 183 things

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1. personal assistant
2. clean lint out of dryers at a laundromat
3. waitress
4. Babysitting
5. Receptionist
6. Babysitter
7. Handle my baby son in a way that doesn't resemble the way I handle a rugby ball.
8. Flat tire
9. Squeeze a lemon then remember I have a paper cut
10. eat 100 doughnuts
11. eat a sponge
12. pepsi
13. Get bitten by a cat
14. be bitten by a lesbian
15. walk in stilletos
16. disco
17. Go to a Hooters Restaurant
18. apply at hooters
19. Eat dinner at Hooters
20. Psychotic exes
21. Have anything to do with anyone named Bob
22. say hello to bob
23. Lose health insurance
24. Have the sewer back up into your house
25. get my cavities filled
26. toothache
27. Get gum all tangled up and stuck in my hair
28. date my neighbor
29. take psats
30. Take the SAT
31. Have a campfire spit out an ember which lands right in between two of my toes
32. be constipated
33. Consume 100% pure and undiluted aspartame
34. Have a sinus infection
35. yeast infection
36. procrastinating
37. Eat my foot
38. broke a foot
39. step in dog poop
40. be spoiled
41. eat a cockroach
42. Have your house infested with fleas
43. Get a drink thrown in my face
44. have nightmares
45. have insomnia
46. Smoke the wrong end of a lit cigarette
47. Accidentally drink the beer with the cigarette butts in it
48. spread awareness of herpes

49.

You just need to staple ONE THING and there aren't any staples in the stapler, in the drawer, in the entire DAMNED house and you're running late and now your day is shot to hell

50. Look for your keys for an hour then realize they're in your hand

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