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1. improve myself
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2. Follow Fashions and Fads
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3. Be 'rock 'n' roll'...
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4. Quote Monty Python sketches (to people who wish you would just fuck off)
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5. Tell everyone the sky is falling down
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6. Do Karaoke, completely pissed
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7. be a basketball star
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8. Stay ignorant, and be proud of it
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9. Make your Mother cry
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10. Secondhand smoke
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11. speak truth to power
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12. Carouse with the mob
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13. eat butter
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14. take drugs
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15. Eat creampuffs (the best are at Wisconsin State Fair)
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16. eat a deep fried twinkie
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17. Learn the first five amendments
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18. Delta Airlines
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19. throw a great party
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20. do a study abroad program
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21. backpack europe
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22. Get a mobile phone
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23. Do something you are really genuinely unbelievably ashamed of...
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24. Give somebody directions, even though you have no clue where they are going...
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25. 'Adore the ones who ignore us, and Ignore the ones who adore us...'
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26. break the law-once
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27. Live life whilst making other plans
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28. Treat your body like an outhouse
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29. quit
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30. Meet someone, 'fall' in 'love' - then let yourself go.
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31. Fuck someone else over for profit
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32. Keep laughing at other peoples misfortune
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33. Procrastinate your goddam ass off...and then whine about it.
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34. be completely selfish
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35. drink drive
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36. Ruin someone else's special day
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37. Do something underage
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38. cheat
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39. Contemplate suicide
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40. Regret. Everything.
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41. turn the other cheek.
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42. Spread malicious gossip
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43. beg
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44. Be 'Wacky'
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45. bully somebody
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46. Cry your sorry little heart out, so you can get away with it...
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47. Shoplift, and convince yourself its not the same as stealing...
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48. Try to convince people you find porn 'funny'
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49. Try to be someone or something you're not, just to get into that sexy Girl/Guy's pants...
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50. Try to be someone or something your not
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