metarob

“I’m an ethereal who eats dreams; if you see someone in your dream that you didn’t know right before it ends, that was me. I have a reputation for being very straightforward, but I try to spare people’s feelings. Most of my friends are girls. I have 1 sister and 1 brother. I have 2 nieces. I will make you laugh. I like chick peas, snap peas, snow peas, and black-eyed peas; the only kind of peas I don’t like are green peas, okay? I’m opposed to drug prohibition. I used to be in the Air Force; now I’m working on my own business. My subconscious filters out normal noises so that I can sleep. I’m a pet detective. I just ordered the book, Happier, by Tal Ben-Shahar. I don’t use a Slave Surveillance Number. I like role-playing and strategy games. I need a larger garage and I need to adjust the seat of my bike. I went on The Rampage before my brother. A gay guy will never be after the same girl I’m after. I love driving except in the snow, even though I’m good at it. Girls, let me know if you don’t have kiss-proof lipstick. Some of my friends do not speak, only text. Check out my page on SocialURL (link below). I’m a libertarian. I used to like black olives, now I don’t. My shoe size is 10 and a half. I like to make love during a thunderstorm. I love Mexican food, Italian food, Chinese food, Japanese food, German food, Filipino food … I love food. I’m currently single. I’ve never been to Antarctica. I practice Aikido at the Center for Aikido and Tangsoodo Studies. I’ve had a Chinese girlfriend and a Pinay girlfriend. I don’t really care for milk-toast. My favorite cartoon is The Tick. I only got drunk in high school once. Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway. Some guy wanted to kill me because I asked him if he was registered to vote. I have a Playstation and a Playstation 2. I’ve decided I will only eat Hebrew National brand hot dogs. Here’s my recipe for 2 Chocolate Milks: Put enough ice to fill two glasses into a blender. Add 4 shots of Amaretto, 2 shots of Creme de Coco, and 1 shot of milk. Blend – they’re really good; you can have one. People tell me that I’m talented. I used to draw more often. The sun has highlighted my hair. Blue is my favorite color. My sister is a genealogist. I used to have a Chevelle, a Triumph Spitfire, a Fiat X/19, a Datsun 280ZX, and a Nissan 300ZX. Some of my girlfriends are jealous. My ex-girlfriend likes MAC. I like Malibu Passion Fruit rum. I told my friend Nick that he should start a band called “The Nick Of Time”. I’ll make you smile. My dad is one of the smartest men I know. I want a Skycar. I can never get bored.”