roarksfork

“I am a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, covered with cheese. Cheddar cheese: Canadian, aged 11 years. White.

I can bake 30 minute rice in 27 minutes. I refuse to buy anything “flesh-colored.” I hate the words “moist” and “panty”, particularly when used in the same sentence. I have been known to stop strangers and tell them that their tags are sticking up, their lights are on, they have toilet paper hanging off their shoe, or their skirt is caught in their underwear. I hope that strangers would do the same for me. There is a lot that I want in this life, and I will work to get it, but only as long as I am enjoying the journey. I am currently enjoying the journey.

I am a cautious optimist, a perpetual daydreamer, an idealist, a lover, a creator, a friend.”