I've done 86 things
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1. stretch marks
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2. Have your car egged
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3. get a coworker fired
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4. Airplane food
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5. cockroaches!
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6. Bite into a mealy apple
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7. Flat tire
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8. pepsi
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9. Get bitten by a cat
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10. have sex on the beach
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11. Have anything to do with anyone named Bob
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12. eat a brussel sprout
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13. get a root canal
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14. get my cavities filled
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15. toothache
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16. be constipated
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17. yeast infection
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18. procrastinating
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19. step in dog poop
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20. be spoiled
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21. ant infestation
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22. Have your house infested with fleas
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23. You just need to staple ONE THING and there aren't any staples in the stapler, in the drawer, in the entire DAMNED house and you're running late and now your day is shot to hell
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24. wet socks
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25. have a cold shower
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26. water in the ear
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27. get a sunburn
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28. Be forced to hang out with a snob just because you are related to them
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29. Be a snob
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30. French kiss a smoker
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31. burn breakfast
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32. burn dinner
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33. Wave at someone because you think they're waving at you, only to find out that they are waving at someone behind you
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34. chicken pox
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35. stomach flu
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36. Biting your tongue while you are trying to eat
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37. Pay my taxes
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38. Go to DMV
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39. do the YMCA dance at a wedding
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40. Drive on the wrong side of the road
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41. fungus under the toe nail
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42. ingrown toenail
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43. stub your toe
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44. Toilet back splash
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45. Drop something in the toilet and have to fish it out
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46. Throw up on a guy while engaging in fellatio
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47. Splinters
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48. Be cheated on
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49. be obese
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50. Hair in your food
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