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1. get into more awkward situations at bars with professors!
1 entryNot worth it -
2. don't procrastinate in graduate school
Willing to helpWorth it -
3. type people messages using "words" like ppl and lol and r for are because people who do that are really frickin' smart
1 cheerNot worth it -
4. write a thesis on Franz Kafka
3 cheers . Willing to helpWorth it -
5. teach literature at a university
2 cheers . Willing to helpWorth it -
6. see the ocean
5 cheers . Willing to helpWorth it -
7. tell you that this is not meant to be entirely serious
1 entry . 2 cheers . Willing to helpWorth it -
8. Drink at least 8 cups of coffee each day.
3 entriesWorth it -
9. Buy strange things, put them in the living room and then deny knowing about how they got there when questioned by others.
2 entries . 1 cheerWorth it -
10. go to graduate school
2 entries . 4 cheersWorth it -
11. meet more hot professors
1 entry . 1 cheerWorth it -
12. stop dating stupid men who cannot take care of themselves and get cranky if they don't get what they want.
2 entries . 1 cheerWorth it -
13. write more poems
2 cheersWorth it -
14. plant a tree and then write a poem in dedication
1 entry . 2 cheersNot worth it -
15. marry jo and live happily ever after because we would,duh.
2 entries . 1 cheerWorth it -
16. make people laugh more
1 entryWorth it -
17. live alone again
3 entries . 2 cheersWorth it -
18. get Yuto to fall in love with Jo
3 entries . 1 cheerWorth it -
19. become an actual mouse, like Josephine from the Kafka story.
Worth it -
20. go to Prague
2 entries . 2 cheersWorth it -
21. find something to direct my hate toward
2 entriesNot worth it -
22. read two unassigned books a week
2 entriesWorth it -
23. have a dirty, twisted, complicated affair
1 entryWorth it -
24. write a story about a mouse
1 entry . 2 cheersWorth it -
25. read more Jose Saramago
1 entryWorth it -
26. flirt more, especially with professors
1 entryWorth it -
27. smile at hot professors
1 entryWorth it -
28. read more Kafka because he is not boring damn you all
1 entryWorth it -
29. eat more cookies
1 entryWorth it -
30. drink an entire glass of milk
1 entryWorth it
