Record 43 great cookie fortunes

but i’m too much of a bonehead to listen, apparently.

so recently, i had a very strange fortune cookie incident.

about a week ago the hubs was sick, and i wasn’t feeling much better so i nixed cooking and suggested we do take-out.

after the meal (it’s bad luck to read it first ;)
i open my cookie and read this…
“The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.”

given my current state of affairs (pretty lousy), my cynical self tossed it away in disgust, declaring “the fuck it is!”

forward to this monday nite:
Hubs & i are headed into NYC to a concert. We make excellent time and decide to stop at an old favorite (chinese) restaurant on the Jersey side of the GWB.

after dinner, i open my cookie…
“The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.”

what the?!
this time it also had smiley faces.

but i’ll start with 3 i love so much, they travel in my wallet.

1. The stars appear every night, all is well.

2. Idleness is the holiday of fools.

3. Relationships is like fingers of you hand. “One” cannot do much.

I’ve long since forgotten where I got the first 2. The last was received at my friend Ani’s 30th birthday buffet. It is also the greatest case of Engrish i’ve seen.