I’ve been ready and waiting for the zombie apocalypse, but the undead have yet to rise. I’m starting to get seriously impatient. I’m thinking about starting a zombie outbreak, so I don’t have to wait so long. Who’s with me!

I’ve been ready and waiting for the zombie apocalypse, but the undead have yet to rise. I’m starting to get seriously impatient. I’m thinking about starting a zombie outbreak, so I don’t have to wait so long. Who’s with me!

I’d like to lay waste to some zombies with martial arts, but that would make it too easy to become infected. I think I’ll pull a “Dead Rising” and stick traffic cones on their heads, then beat the (un)living daylights out of them with a big stick.