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I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened...

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My pirate garb shrunk in the wash, 3 years ago

so I won’t be able to dress up like a pirate. I guess I’ll just have to do a naked hijacking!



E-Bay 3 years ago

I’m pretty close to getting this goal done. All I’m lacking is a pirate outfit, a galleon to hijack, a cruise ship to board, and a lot of rum. Maybe I can find that stuff on E-bay? But even if I could get that stuff, I’d need an ocean to put it all in. There aren’t too many oceans in Kentucky. Maybe E-bay has some oceans?



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