have skinny thighs

Why, are Sundays always one of those days where you wake up and think “Fuck it, I’m gonna eat junk food all day, i dont care”?
I think they’re my downfall.

I don’t know if I’m alone here, but i can eat whatever the hell i like, and wake up the next morning with a perfectly flat stomach.
It’s my fuckin’ ass and thighs that are like the bottom half of a hippo.

SO as of tomorrow, I’m doing all the things i can think of to get hot skinny legs.
Please let me know if you have any tips or advice.

:D