write a book

So here I am. Staring with a blank sheet of new opened Word document .
Well at least it is not blank any more.
“Woops ! Writers block !” I am terible at this. Book writing and stuff. But some how I continue. It makes no sense so far, I know. But what do you expect me to do ? Add some explosions and people shooting gun in slowmotion ?
“Ok, take two. ACTION !”
So here I am. Shooting from a bazooka at the flaming sheet of new opened Word document.
But all the sudden I was hit by the sharp writers block ! My bazooka fell on the floor in slowmotion as I was stabbing my laptop with a knife. All I had left is my last dynamite of inperation. So I lighted the wire and threw it as far as I could ! BOOM !!! EXPLOSION !!!