List 43 of my favorite movie quotes.

Austin Powers: Yeah, baby, yeah

Austin Powers: Does that make you HORNY?

Austin Powers: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?

Neville Flynn: I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

This flim was so crap it was good, Cult in the making

Kurgan: It’s better burn out, than to fade away!

Donkey: Aright, nobody move. I’ve got a dragon and I’m not afraid to use it.
[gasps from villagers and guards in the church]
Donkey: I’m a donkey on the edge.

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Donkey: Pick me! Pick me! Me! Me!

French Soldier: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

King Arthur: Run away!

Knight: We are the Knights who say… NI.

Sometimes you got to say “What the Fuck.”

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda pussy to drink it.

Big Chris: It’s been emotional.

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I’ll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I’ll kill ya. If you forget anything I’ll kill ya. In fact, you’re gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I’ve said? Because if you don’t, I’ll kill ya.

“Hatchet” Harry: I don’t want to know who you use, as long as they’re not complete muppets.

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you’re carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don’t look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

Nick the Greek: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you’re lucky enough to find one in. And you’re haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? “It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the Sale of the fucking Century!” In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I’ll keep it!
Nick the Greek: All right all right, keep your Alans on!
[Peels off notes from his wad]
Nick the Greek: Here’s a ton.
Tom, Eddie: Jesus Christ!
Eddie: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you’re haggling over one hundred pound? What’re you doing when you’re not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek: 100 pound is still 100 pound.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 pound it ain’t! And certainly not when you’ve got Liberia’s deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck’s butt you are. Now, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.

Tom: Don’t touch him up! Knock him out!

What a wicked film. will go and watch it again for the 50th time!
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Chip Hazard: We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!

Small Soldiers

Charlie Croker: Hang on, lads; I’ve got a great idea.

Charlie Croker: You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

The Italian Job

Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
Wat: It’s called a lance. Hello?

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Adhemar: You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?

A Knight’s Tale