get the top of my ear pierced

If I got the top pierced it would be my third. I have snake bite piercings on both ears. One was done by a jeweler with an earring gun. The other I pierced myself. I thought about piercing the top of my ear myself, but the cartilidge is hard there. And it took me 8 minutes (saying ow ow ow ow) each to pierce the lower part of my ears myself which don’t have near as much cartilidge. I think I need to have someone with an earring gun give me the top piercing. It takes less than thirty seconds. I’m a pain wuss. I want it over faster.