be as flexible as Madonna

So I’ve been doing this yoga routine in the mornings and evenings, and now I can touch my head to my unbent knees, which is awfully good, for me. Can starring in my own music video be far off?

She’s getting older. I may not be able to do a split, but neither will Madge when she’s eighty, surely. If I have to wait until rigor mortis sets in, someday, someday I will be MORE flexible than Madonna.