go to a pole dancing class

Pole dancing is so much fun and it’s excellant exercise. I definately would not however parade around on a pole every night in front of drunk pig-headed men. But it would be a good way to totally throw down all my inhibitions that have been taught to me all life to just put on a scanty little outfit, a pair of overly expensive sexy shoes (pink stilletoes), and dance my little heart out on a pole and stage.