vent

Recently I have had several intelligent, college educated, very pretty, accomplished women friends of mine call me to vent about their husbands. All of them are contemplating whether they should stay or end the relationship. This has prompted me to write this short list of Reasons to leave and never look back. Some of these seem like Common Sense but then again I am not emotionally involved (thank GOD) so it’s easier for me to see the Way Out than it is for them.
1. If your man insists on trying to put the car in Park while you are driving and the car is in motion, constantly tells you to shut the F up and that you better listen and do what he says, and then throws your smoothie at you and it hits you in the face and splatters all over the car, and refuses to get out of the car, and then when you get home physically picks you up and throws you on the ground, you need to leave his ass.
2. If your man doesn’t have a job and he is jealous of the fact that you do, but makes no effort to get a job, and all he does is sit around the house and drink, then goes out and drives drunk, and spends your money on expensive clothes, but never wants to join you at any work related get-togethers, and never sleeps in the same bed with you but is always sleeping in the guest bedroom and locking the door and throwing temper tantrums, you need to leave his ass.
3. If your man insists on storing his cigarettes in the fridge to keep them “fresh” even though your teenage son has access to them, and thinks it’s ok that your other teenage son is doing drugs (“all teenagers do that”) and refuses to take him to counseling, and constantly is making comments such as “you got three more years bitch then you’re gone,” it is time to pack your things and leave his ass.
I am sure I could come up with more reasons if you give me another 5 minutes.

I am angry today, for no reason and every reason. I feel like I want to kickbox someone in the face. I went to the gym to try to get rid of it, I ran two miles and walked a mile listening to raging music, and now I’m home and still pissed off. I don’t get it. I had my two friends some visit and they both pissed me off. Too much drama. Love them but happy to put them on a plane. Also my boyfriend is pissing me off too, and he’s not even here either. I am just in a grumpy mood today. I would like it to go AWAY. I feel like I hate my life, which is stupid because normally I am a happy cheery person. I just want to kick someone’s ass.
My boyfriend is supposed to come home in a couple hours and I probably should just seclude myself because I’m so grumpy.
What should I do to not be grumpy anymore?? Dammit!!!

I got my hair colored on Saturday. It was supposed to be highlights and it came out BROWN. I HATE IT. I don’t understand how “make it more blond and give me highlights” translates to “brown.”
Now I have to go up there again to try to have it fixed.
What a complete and total pain in my arse. I won’t even mention how much it cost for the original hair color. I will make myself sick.
In the process of moving. Staying with friends and family which is nice. Hate living out of a suitcase.
Still haven’t heard from any of the places I have applied.
Generally stressed out from too much crap happening at one time and no stability.
I don’t like it!!