call to order a meeting of the "Slightly Off" Club

I am ready. I took my avatar and had it remastered by fine artisans from Correegastoonshine. They use pigments derived from the feces of aquatic snails, bird urea, moistened newspaper and spit. They do not work cheaply as I have discovered. This brilliant work of remastering set me back a years pay, but as you can see it was well worth it. They do me honor as I really do not look as dashing as this in person.

A shout out to my artisan peeps Don and Wilber who dwell in downtown Correegastoonshine! I love you homies!

I’m raising my hand, waving it widely with excited flourishes at each end of the wave pendulum. I am wearing an echidna skin tricorn hat resplendent with rare Hyacinth Macaw feathers given to me as a gift from Chief Bahmloohoo of Rodigiegwah deep in the heart of the Belgium Congo. I also have on my pantaloons made from 50 Giant Goliath frog skins lovingly hand stitched together by the princess of Koomongootrapistan located in the west Indies as a coming of age present, a fine custom in her land. For a shirt, I have painted the Russellville Arkansas Tech University Wonder Boy’s Football logo on my bare skin. On my feet, I wear flip-flops made from snapping turtle shell, painted to look like faux sketchers. For socks, I have dried banana skins soaked in spider urine to preserve the soft moist quality that they had while still on the banana. I have no other undergarments, if you were wondering, and I would be most happy to prove this fact. So YES I am ready!