Rob a bank

this is a joke/fantasy… but i did rob a liquor store last year…

Know what really fucking pisses me off? People who shoplift at CVS. And People who steal shit from high school locker rooms; a cell phone here, ten bucks there—you know what I’m talking about. Why would you ever commit such petty theft? Get a gun, run into a bank, execute ‘the plan’, and drive away filthy rich. The best part? I’d say the adrenaline rush you’d get from it all. (And if you get caught at least you get to be on the news.)