Hello, I’m A Carpet Python. You Probably Know Me As Maybe A Diamond Python Or Officially “Morelia Spilota”, But Carpet Python Is My Nickname. I Guess I’m Not That Well Known In The Snake Or Human Or Emo World; Everyone Is Paying Attention To Cobras And Anacondas And Attention Seeking Rattle Snakes. But I Have A Lot To Offer To Anyone Who Will Take Me. I Hate To Be Lonely, But It’s Just A Predicament I Find Myself In All Too Often. I Want An Emo Boyfriend Because I Know They Are More Sensitive Than Other Boys And Less Likely To Laugh At Me Because I Have No Limbs Or Ears Or Lips Or Other Stuff Important To Shallow Guys. Also They Are Hot. I Love Nature, And Trees And One Day I Want To Have Lots Of Kids. Anyway, That’s Me. I’m 3 Years Old, Live In Australia, And I’m Female Obviously.
