win a giant cardboard check

Went to Vegas in June and opposite our hotel, on the strip, was a smaller casino (next to a Denny’s) with blaring slot machines. Next to the machines were photos of winners WITH GIANT CHECKS!

Coincidence? I think not! These one-arm bandits were calling to me.
Ten minutes and twenty dollars later, no jackpot and thus no giant check.

Any ideas on how I can achieve this goal using my wit and intelligence rather than chance?

Okay, so I was reminded about this “goal” when I was watching “The Office” marathon a couple of weeks ago.

I think the one good chance I have of winning the check will be when I win a slot machine jackpot in Vegas.

Wouldn’t that be a hoot! I would love to win a jackpot, or at Keno, Bingo, some silly game in Vegas, just for fun. It wouldn’t really matter big or small. I’d just love to have my photo taken holding that giant check! I haven’t been to Vegas in ages. Now this entry has got me thinkin’ ‘bout it!