share 43 Things/Goals I've stumbled across, even if the aren't likely to amuse anyone besides me...

get a job at Krispy Kreme so that I can actually ride the donut conveyor belt and cover my entire body in the hotnow! glaze. It would really suck if one completed this goal when there were a bunch of cannibals around.

have a tea party on the ceiling I would love to see how its done if someone is able to actually pull it off.

Exchange all the money in my wallet for 2-dollar bills And hope you don’t have to use any vending machines as the last time I checked they don’t take 2-dollar bills.

stop eating my fingers While its a good idea to stop this as soon as possible, once one has done so 10 times they are forced to quit regardless unless if they switch to their toes for 10 more times.

Engage in phone sex with the next Telemarketer that calls Just hope it doesn’t encourage them to call back more often.

Condense everything I own into 5 boxes incase I ever have to move in the middle of the night If you really have to be able to get up and move that fast in the middle of the night you should get everything that you own down to 1 at most 2 suitcases as 5 boxes will weight you down too much.

Learn how to masturbate without all the mess Yes masturbation can get messy at times but next to the pleasure most people don’t mind. If you are that concerned about the mess better off not to do it in the first place.

LOL just noticed the unintentional pun in the title 7 hours after writing it

eat less human meat Yes I agree that cannibalism is not a good and that if you are a cannibal you should work on it. Although instead of simply cutting down on the number of people you eat, you should stop eating people.

crochet my own bikini I could see that being a fun project to make, but I have a feeling that wearing it to the beach or pool is just asking for a wardrobe malfunction.

hike barefoot Unless if you are hiking on a beach I don’t think this is such a good idea.