Read in a bubble bath

There MUST be a way to do this without the pages getting all wrinkly and your water getting cold. What do people do when they get thirsty? when they have to pee? (don’t answer that one) How do you avoid the phone ringing and husband yelling your name and the diaper that has to be changed immediatly when you step out? Maybe this one is just over rated. I’ll delete this one if I don’t do it this summer. I know something else deserves this spot on my list.