lose my virginity

I used to want to wait until I found the right person. I’ve turned down way too many women. But then I realized that nobody’s perfect, and the ones who I thought were close to perfect didn’t like me. I feel like I’ve been wasting my whole life waiting for someone who doesn’t exist. I’ve been too deep for too long, which makes me introverted and depressed. I’ve decided I need to be more shallow, and I don’t care who I wind up having sex with as long as she’s ready and willing and attractive to me. My standards are still pretty high, but I’m starting to work out and smile more and be less wimpy in general in order to attract the type of woman I’m attracted to. By the end of this year I hope to be able to cross this off my list of goals, so I can move on with my life and stop feeling different than everyone else.

I’m 30 and I don’t want to be a 31 year old virgin.