floss regularly

i hate flossing and would sell my first born child to avoid having to do it.

i have a serious problem with flossing. the idea of putting my hands in my mouth disgusts me beyond all logic. my dentist can threaten, bribe and unabashedly flatter me but he will not be victorious in his attempted reformation. however, because i do not think i’m gorgeous enough to carry the toothless look off successfully i really want to reform my anti-flossing ways. any hints or suggestions?