stop swearing

My contractor and I get along WAY too well in this dept.

Suck at this :(

to the increase in my cussing: presence to children ratio.

When I spent the week at the spa I did not swear until I was talking to this therapist about my family.

Boy did I get a dirty look at the mall, from this Mom, walking with this big group of family. When I said, “Long @$$ Hallway”
Berta & Kathy were going to make a pit stop at the potty but it was down one of those “long @$$ hallways” which was exactly what I had said. So I just sat down on one of the, ‘Dad benches’ and waited for them.

I mean she looked at me like I had Yelled, ” Mother F-ing God Dammed Long @$$ Hallways!! “

Sheesh :P

starting in the New Year :)

on Mad TV and it was just Flipping Hysterical!!!!!!

I just need someone to walk around and edit of bleep my curse words.

My evil m-i-l ticked me off so hard the other day when she was on the phone with my hubby, and she called back to let us know that there was no midnight mass(it is at 10 pm witch. it’s the same thing, whatever. we still are not going to hang out with YOU!)
I swore under my breath.
“F@(% You very much”

“Go jump in a lake.” just would not have felt as good.

and I did not curse at all…except for when I was talking about my home life.

I was so bad today!

ADD Boys Rx , the Dr’s receptionist, and the chick at CVS are going to be the death of me!

I could have made Ari Gold blush today and it wasn’t even NOON!

Some days I wonder if I’m Hitler reincarnated and I’m working off all of his bad Karma… no really!

I’m going back to bed, night night.

and others, not so well. But I have been aware of my potty mouth. Darn Berta I never swore till I started hanging out with that girl. She had 6 brothers!

I can say @$$ omg $h!+ wft these seem to help me out,while I’m cutting back.