become president (USA) so I can disband the TSA

But, really, do these people actually think they’re accomplishing anything? I’m sure they do, they’ve probably been shown a bunch of propaganda training videos, and told repeatedly how they’re so important, and this job is critical, blah blah blah. I found out last time I traveled that you can’t take a lighter on an airplane anymore. But you can take up to 4 books of matches. Can someone explain this? I didn’t even know I had the lighter in my bag (things just fall in there in the closet). What’s better, my friend who I was traveling with walked right throgh with his lighters. Yes, that’s plural. He had one in his bag, and one in his cigarettes which he put in the scanner. Literally right under their noses! And of course, take off your shoes, belt, empty your pockets, take off your watch, cell phone, where does it end? Is the next step rectal exams for all? All this does is create a huge bottleneck, and irritate travelers even more. (I don’t know about anybody else, but after going through check-in I’m already in a bad mood. Contract employees are the worst thing a business can do for itself)