List 100 Things that piss me off, besides not having any money...

31. Fun plans that get cancelled at the last minute.
32. Pouring myself a bowl of cereal and then finding out I don’t have any milk.
33. A favourite TV show getting cancelled.
34. Dropping something between the counter and the fridge.
35. When my coffee maker leaks.
36. Burnt toast.
37. Overdone pasta.
38. Running out of space.
39. When people leave the cream out on the counter at work and it gets curdled but I don’t notice until I pour it in my coffee.
40. People who are disrespectful of their friends.
41. When I forget to empty my coffee pot before I make new coffee and then it overflows.
42. People who don’t like something because it’s “different”.
43. When a comic series I love starts going south in a hurry and I have to drop it.
44. When my wife puts something in the sink to soak for over three days.
45. When I rent a movie and don’t have time to watch it before the due date.
46. Losing something important.
47. Forgetting to account for car scraping/warming up when I leave in the morning.
48. Eater’s remorse.
49. Stubbing my toe.
50. Feeling outside of a group I would like to be a part of.
51. Finding spoiled leftovers.
52. When the “low fuel” warning comes on and I have no time to stop for gas.
53. Not being able to shake disappointment.
54. Not being able to impress people you would like.
55. The times when my wife’s away and I really need her.
56. My birds screaming at each other.
57. Too many cooks.
58. When people can’t get around their own worldview.
59. Cutting myself shaving.
60. When things break just after the warantee expires.

1. Cyclists who refuse to share the road.
2. Pedestrians who don’t look where they’re going and leave that to me to do.
3. Drivers who don’t stop at stop signs.
4. Drivers who use their signal lights as indications of something they’re already doing as opposed to something they intend to do.
5. Traffic.
6. Buying something and then finding out it went on sale the very next week.
7. Feeling ugly.
8. Shopping for pants (it always makes me angry because I can’t wear normal-sized pants).
9. Flip-flops.
10. When I try and initiate a conversation with my wife and she’s just silent.
11. People who leave their cell phones on during a movie.
12. People who TALK AT FULL VOLUME throughout a movie. Seriously. Learn some fucking manners.
13. People who let their kids talk at full volume throughout a movie.
14. Paying full-price for a movie and having it be awful.
15. People who kick the back of my chair in a movie theater and then not apologize for it.
16. People who don’t know how to use the word “literally”.
17. Fundamentalists.
18. Racists.
19. People who are so smart they look down on you because you don’t know everything they do.
20. People who think that the anonymity of the internet allows them to be mean.
21. Getting stuck on one part of a video game and NEVER being able to get past it.
22. People who don’t bathe/put on deodorant when going out in public.
23. People who forget how to drive when it snows out.
24. When my landlord takes two weeks to cash my rent cheque and I don’t have enough in the bank to cover it so I get overdraft charges.
25. When people depend on me to be knowledgeable and I can’t remember what I need to know.
26. Overdue fines.
27. People who forget how to parent when they’re in public.
28. Forgetting something 3 days in a row.
29. Days at work that go by too slowly.
30. Days at work that go by way too fast.

It took me sixteen months to do the list of 100 things that make me happy. I always figured that a list of 100 things that made me angry would be a lot easier to do. Let’s see how long THIS one takes me…