clean the house

According to the “Challenge Myself” timeline, I have five years to do this. I intended to make it a week, then something screwed up, and it said I had over 91 years (which it might actually take that long at the rate I’m going).
Just wanted to add that clarifier, as I don’t know how to change the date.

This is ridiculous. I can’t find anything, there’s Christmas shit everywhere, and I think the dog has taken a piss on every square inch of the carpet. Yuck. Here’s my plan of attack:

• Put away excess Christmas shit (wrapping paper, tape, etc.)
• Clean the kitchen (dishes, laundry, straighten up, sweep & mop, dust, disinfect counters)
• De-clutter livingroom

• Continue to de-clutter livingroom, spot-clean carpet, vacuum, dust, re-organize as needed
• Finish up the laundry
• Straighten up the kid’s room (re-organize and assess the toy situation, spot-clean carpet, vacuum, dust, wash the bedding)

• Spot-clean and vacuum hall carpet
• Clean bathroom (all tile, shower, tub, sink, toilet, counter, spot-clean carpet and vacuum, dust)
• Declutter bedroom

• Finish organizing bedroom, spot-clean carpet, vacuum, dust, wash bedding, re-organize and assess bedroom shit as necessary
• Clean library (put stuff away, spot-clean and vacuum, organize school stuff and books, dust)

Hopefully that’ll get all the basics done. We’ll see how smoothly it all goes, though.