eat some cheese

Man, that was good. I had some cheese in a baguette yesterday. It was awesome. And I had no cheese-related dreams last night and this morning I went over and apologised to my neighbour for breaking his jaw.

I haven’t eaten any cheese at all since I came to University… It’s exactly one month and 2 days… I used to eat it all the time, and now that I’m not, I feel a great emptiness inside me… at night, I find myself dreaming of cheese… like, last night, I dreamt that I fell out of an aeroplane, and I was falling and falling and falling and suddenly I was sitting in my bedroom eating cheese… I’m also becoming really antisocial because of it… Yesterday, after I’d been looking at pictures of cheese for a couple of hours on Google, I went out to get lunch and one of my neighbours said hello, and I screamed ‘SHUT UP’ at him and broke his jaw with a dropkick… I think I’ll try and get some cheese soon… I’m worried it will affect my studies.