Collect 100 random quotes from everyday life conversations

“So, is this for Halloween or to wear all the time?”
-clerk at a store where Stephanie bought a vintage dress

“to wear”
-Stephanie

“not all of the time”
-Stephanie and I in unison

“Wow, the Cubs sucked so much we weren’t even given enough time to prepare for a Cubs Suck party.”
-Jason

Keaton: Dad, why were you born?
Jason: Well, I was born to be your daddy.
Keaton: Oh, and I was born to be your baby.

(I think this may be a Bon Jovi lyric – however, it melts hearts when your 3 year old says it)

“I’ve never seen a woman eat spinach before.”
-guy in the cafeteria to me about my salad choice

“I’m Batman-ed out.”
-Alvin

Me: “I hear one of them, in Peter, Bjorn & John, is going solo. I can’t remember which one.”
Tim: “It’s &”

“So, I hear you like breakfast?”
-David

“John Edwards could make me eat oatmeal.”
-Me

“The price of beauty is vigilance”
-Jim

“Look at me, I’m the drummer and I’m doing this!”
-Kevin
(The drummer in my band while showing off his guitar skills with my guitar)