Fall in love

I have a list somewhere of all the things that I want in a partner, which probably don’t matter when you find that person with the one thing that does, which is, for me: I don’t know. Which is why I’m still on my own. I guess what it comes down to is wanting two things that are completely opposed to one another: I want the whole package: someone smart, compassionate, funny, tall, cute who loves to travel and see what’s out there with me; but at the same time I want the house, the babies, the trips to Canadian Tire and Tim Horton’s and a mortgage. Just no mini van.