Be mind-numbingly hot at 40

I’ll give birth a few weeks before my 40th birthday. But I am undaunted! Maybe I’ll just be spine-tinglingly hot on my 40th birthday… but certainly mind-numbing hotness can be achieved sometime during my 40th year. Witness my unwavering commitment to hotness!

My boyfriend says he misses my “pilates butt.” I invited him to enjoy my “biking thighs” instead (available for a limited time only: biking season in Minnesota is pretty short unless you’re hardcore). I have noticed some nice definition on the outside of my thigh, just above the knee. Don’t know what that muscle’s called, but it’s getting stronger!

Anyway, I’m glad to hear that the pilates was making a big impact, apparently. Now I know just what to do to ensure mind-numbing levels of hotness are achieved on or before my 40th birthday.

And I’m sure I need to do more than just work out. Certainly being mind-numbingly hot requires more than a fabulous physique. It might take a bit more time to find the clothing, accessories, hairstyle, and personal care routine that works best for me. I could use more practice cultivating the attitude: and building up and radiating sensual energy. I think those things might have something to do with actually being truly happy and sexually satisfied and empowered. That shows in how a woman carries herself. Luckily I am progressing fabulously on that front as well.

When I see pictures of older women who’ve aged well, it’s not the ones who have had a lot of surgeries. It’s the ones who took great care of what they had, ate well, splurged on quality skincare, and didn’t obsess about every little wrinkle or grey hair.