Have My marriage Last Longer Tori Spellings

Pink got married a few days before I did and is already divorced. Big surprise.

They’ve stuck together for a couple of years and two TV series, but eventually their marriage will get canceled.

I was flipping through a copy of In Touch when I saw a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Spelling shopping for a Christmas tree with their son, Liam. They can create whatever Christmas traditions they want – they’re going down!

Every other bus that passes me is promoting Tori & Dean: Inn Love, a new reality series on the Oxygen network. Maybe this show will do for them what “Newlyweds” did for Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson.

Tori Spelling will become a mom next spring. I doubt that they’ll get divorced while she’s expecting.

Tori Spelling and and a guy named Dean McDermott got married Sunday on a private island in Fiji.

I’ve got nothing against either of them, and taking on a C-list celebrity in a nuptial marathon isn’t much of a contest. It’s just that they’re the first (sorta) famous couple to get hitched since I did. If Pink had delayed a few weeks, or if Tom Cruise had gotten a move on, it would have been them.

While I was engaged in October, I noticed that Spelling filed for divorce a little more than a year after marrying actor-writer Charlie Shanian. That divorce was finalized last month. McDermott filed for divorce from his wife of 12 years in September.