I’m not even trying to outsmart them. What’s the point? We feed feral cats in the backyard, and a few times a week, a whole family of raccoons eats the food and muddies up the water. We change where and when we put the food. Doesn’t matter. When I see them out there, I run after them hissing and waving my arms over my head like a deranged orangutan. I think it annoys them, but that’s about it.
Raccoons are unstoppable.
(Don’t tell anyone, but I kind of like them.)
