I decided at least to choose the place, leaving to pick the picture for far future. Not so dificult with the help of descriptions, warning about what places better avoid (well it improved my mood today:D. Green and Pink zone will be enough for me:)
red: “i will never have a job that pays taxes”
blue: “I actually cost taxes. You know, with the prison and all.”
green: “Socially acceptable rebelious tatoo zone.”
green-blue: “WARNING: 67% chance of dragons, or equivalent faggy lameness.”
violet: “Yes, buying me a drink will totally work.”
orange: “It is only when drunk that i discovered my friends are assholes.”
yellow-black: “Danger: Tatoos here will becomehumiliating 500% faster than normal.”
yellow: “People always wasnt to show their tatoos off. Draw your own conclusions, and make an appointment with your local clinic.”
pink: “Cute Little Princess – now with Real Tatoo Accesory”
