Apparently, it was during a walk on the beach with a friend that Paul Arden (you know who he is, right?) connected to his spiritual side and found God for the first time. It was an unparalleled eureka moment, he says. Wonder if that local authority that looks after the beach put up signs saying ‘Enlightenment this Way’ or ‘Riding the Wave of Epiphany.’ Obviously I’m kidding. Fancy a walk?