try curling

now that I live in Minnesota I believe I am required by state law to either ice fish or play curling during the winter. Ice fishing involves sitting out on the ice, drinking beer, waiting for the fish. Curling involves standing on the ice, drinking beer, sliding a big heavy stone and sweeping. Screw the fish, I’m going for the rock and broom game.

Additionally Curling is one of those magical sports (along with Ice Hockey, Jai-Alai and Australian Rules Football) that are so bizarre that their very existence proves there is not an Intelligent Designer (or that if there is a God they have a really cool sense of humor).

Add to my To Do List: Try Curling (now where’s my broom).