Be All My Fortune Cookie Says I Can Be

This little ditty was found by my sweetheart man over the weekend as he was cleaning out my truck while I took a nap.

Isn’t he an absolute doll?!

I encountered this cookified prognostication at a business / social lunch with a technical recruiter:

An unexpected relationship will become permanent.

Could it be a signal of better things to come?!

A few days ago, I was using the restroom at my favorite Chinese restaurant, and I saw this fortune along with the shattered cookie abandoned atop the toilet tissue dispenser:

I found this little gem covered in dust and cat hair as I was cleaning off my desk today:

You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier.

Indeed!

... I stole away with my sweetheart man and had the traditional food for the holiday—Chinese buffet, of course!

My fortunate fortune today was thusly:

Go for the gold today! You’ll be the champion of whatever you do.

I found this foretelling fortune in my wallet today—goodness knows its age. I don’t recall the meal or company that shared this prediction, so today I’ll share it with my gentle readers:

A hero is a person who does what they can.

I had this one also on last Friday—that was a big day, three fortunes!

The simplest answer is to act.

There were big baskets of the prognosticating treats at work today:

There will be a happy romance for you shortly.

and

If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.

Hmmmmmmmm?

This weekend, I nursed my cold with some wonderful wonton soup at a Chinese restaurant. My fortune was thusly delivered:

Someone you care about seeks reconciliation.

_{Could it be the neighbor across the street? Time will tell, I suppose…?}

Here is my most recent fortuitous fortune:

There will be many surprises: unexpected gains are likely.

Hmmmm?