learn to control my sarcastic tendencies

Everyone says something they wish they hadn’t at some point. well everyday has at least one of these incidents for me. I speak about 2 minutes before even I catch on to what I’ve said. sometimes it witty, like “wow I can’t believe I thought of that so quickly! nice job walen!” and then other times I’m just like “wow I didn’t mean to say that… that sounded WAY different in my head.” which sucks. the latter usually happens when I’m talking to my friend Aron. Sorry buddy! I know I can be harsh sometimes but the point of sarcasim is to just sting or mosquito-bite someone’s ego, and sometimes mine basically knocks an ego to the ground like a live wire waiting suspiciously in a puddle for some small kid with a hankering to puddle jump.