Oompah Loompah doopity doo
I’ve got piece of advice for you.
Oompah Loompah doopity dee
Should you not listen they’ll call the PD.
Women don’t like when they’re being stalked
Look over their shoulder while they’re taking a walk.
It’s eerie and creepy and need I go on?
Someday we might see… you… on…
America’s Most Wanted…
Oompah Loompah doopity dah.
Listen to me and you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
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I got a cheer from someone named Stu.
Oompah Loompah doopity dee
If I am kind he’ll get one from me.
What should you do when they give you some props?
Not cheering back? We’ll call in the cops!
Hoarding the cheers is not very nice.
Your butt might wind up… on… ice…
That would not be paradise…
Oompah Loompah doopity dah.
Reciprocate cheers and you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
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